A- Afghan. Best moments in life are spent snuggling.
B- Bows. Ya gotta put somethin’ on top of all those boxes!
C- Carols. Come on, this is the only time you get to sing those Christmas songs.
D- Decorations. Duh! It’s Christmas!
E- Egg nog. Long winter nights, fireplace roaring...wouldn’t be complete without egg nog.
F- Family. You may not like it, but blood runs deeper than water, my friend.
G- Gifts. Believe it or not, it’s NOT just the thought that counts.
H- Heaters. Them tootsies gonna get froze in that deer stand without one!
I- Icicles. Don’t walk under ‘em.
J- Jelly. ...because I really wanna poke Santa’s belly and see if that’s what comes out!
K- Kay Jewelers. Dumbest commercials in all of television this time of year.
L- Lights. Go outshine your neighbors.
M- Mistletoe. Overrated.
N- Naughty or Nice. Well...?
O- Open. Boxes under the tree are pretty, but it’s what’s IN those boxes that make things exciting on Christmas!
P- Packages. Presents. Parcels. Exciting!
Q- Quest. Everyone’s looking for that perfect gift.
R- Remote control Hummer. Maybe this year...
S- Snow. Please! Just one year give us a white Christmas!
T- Tree. Decorated. We’ve got 9.
U- Unite. Each year over Christmas, friends, families and loved ones get together to celebrate the season.
V- Vests. It happens every year. SOMEBODY wears the tacky Christmas vests.
W- White Christmas. Classic film! -a holiday must-see.
X- Xmas. X is greek for Christ. Don’t be ignorant. Look it up.
Y- Yule tide. NOT Roll tide!
Z- zzzz’s. With all the excitement, try to get some sleep this season.
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