This is not a new concept. Nope, this one's been around for a while! It's the Ta-Tod Phenomenon.
What is a Ta-Todd you might ask? Well, let me give you my "Betha-nary" version:
Ta-Todd: (Tall Toddler) noun; a young, tall female desperately cleaving to the security of an older man for the purpose of subconsciously cursing her father for the life she felt deprived of as a child.
See also: Gold Digger
Now, as previously stated, Ta-Todds have been around for hundreds of lifetimes. Their legacy, though faint, is worshiped by young women all around the world. Will this pandemic ever fizzle...probably not, but you know, the first step to recovery is recognizing the problem. If we educate the world, then maybe there could be a reform. Revise! Revise!
My students read a feature article about a Ta-Todd. She was a playboy bunny who was eventually murdered by her husband because he was jealous of the time she was spending with Hugh Hefner...even though he told her it would be a good career move for her to sleep with Hef. Go figure. Lol.
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